I'm in, and I pick the class of Salesman Swordsman!

"Oh, before I chop your arms off and cause your certain death, I'd like to show you this first-class sword! It's been made by under-payed peasants using nothing more that dirt, But it has never failed me once! And it can be yours for only 499£, oh, and your head of course! Just sign here, and here...Thank you." *Chop*