I did misread. Oops.

I'd say it's real, then.
This doesn't seem as strange as what I've heard Onion has written. Then again, I haven't read much, just something about...I forgot already.

Edit!: Found the article. This is a recent Onion article:

New Anti-Abortion Legislation Requires Doctors To Scale 18-Foot Wall Surrounding Clinic
JACKSON, MS...

This isn't nearly as strange as that...