>The Eighth Coalition

By definition of what a coalition is, you guys technically aren't a coalition. :P

You would have to have joined together for a common purpose, e.g. defeating Napoleon, and usually be part of an alliance that is temporary in nature. You would think that in order to be a coalition, the threat would have to exist before the establishment of the alliance, but in your case, your gigantic alliance predates the war.

As far as who has the lamest name, I think you guys win.