[quote=Kessa]Foster: ROTF. Dude. I'm a bona-fide frat boy. I usually rp female engineers with no interest in romance. This is a great rp.
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You've met Cirno, have you not?

Also, [i]apparently I don't have cavities at all[/I].

But we can fix sobriety with good 'ol 40-proof moonshine.