[quote=idlehands]
If you're talking about college textbooks, they're so overpriced they deserve to be treated like a high dollar hooker. Minus the cigarette burns.
[/quote]

I'm not in college yet - so luckily I can still stub out my cigarettes on my cheap high-school textbooks, and only regret violating the sanctity of literature, not the sanctity of my wallet as well.