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OR MAYBE OTHER PLANETS HAVE DIFFERENT RULES. We can't use the median in that way because we have no way of setting a zero.
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We can if we simply want everyone to have as close to an equal travel distance as possible, but that's too much work, so I'll just go to the land where it's 90 degrees in the Winter and meet you and Stewart Blittle at the same time.