You sound a little jaded and that is unfortunate. But anyway I was being serious about the player enthusiasm thing. If it doesn't have you excited then that's fine I just need to find players that are. Actually I was serious about all of it. 

I'm not being smug at all, Parser. You're just [i]parsing[/i] it that way. I know why, too. The way I talk here in text is really easy to parse as smug nonsense but that's because it's missing inflections and my actual voice tone. I tried to pepper in a frowny face to lighten the mood and show that I'm actually just disappointed. Because I really am just disappointed that jerk chicken isn't hella excited. That's it. He says it's okay but he didn't really jump on it like a beast like I was hoping to see. Also his evaluation was of Tavern Tales I'm pretty sure, which I didn't make. Some other guys on the internet made that. 

Okay maybe there is a bit of facetiousness in there but it's nothing to flare up at.

But if you're going to be a sourpuss then stop posting on my thread. I'm looking for
enthusiastic players, not criticism on my social cues and inappropriate joking. I like the way I talk and you don't. That's fine, but this is my interest check.