[quote=Lucius Cypher]
Lucy (Likely) :"Oh yeah. I still need to send the recruits to take out the remaining recruits from the last exercise. I'd figure, hey, we all went through getting dunked in simulated FEV. I might as well step up the game by dumping the recruits in actual FEV. Turned most of them into super mutants. Who'd a thought an Eagle Claw member would have succumbed to radioactive sludge? No one does. That's because a real Eagle Claw member would never get turned from getting dunked into FEV. Those who do aren't worthy of the title. QED."
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Tristan: Walks into his bunk only to find a bouncing baby supermutant trashing the place. "Oh for the love of..." Shoots it. "Really, Lucy!? This crap again!? Just look at the mess I'll totally be making one of the non-mutated recruits clean up!"