"Well there was a girl in the crowd during the show. Well anyways I had torn down the set and found she was still there. Well we hung out with her most of the night before she invited me to her apartment. And turns out once we got in the bedroom she wasn't actually a girl" he said as the coffee pot began to pour into his cup. "Didn't think I'd go through with it. Then I realized, besides the thing dangling between her legs, she had all the look and assets of a girl. So I just said fuck it and stayed the night. We are having another date in a couple days." he said sipping his coffee. He soon walked over like what he had just said was completely natural and not unexpected.

"I guess that company would be great for the first few years at least. I mean distribution is distribution. And there is always the chance they could expand over time. Who knows maybe we could be the band to actually cause that expansion." he said leaning back in his lawn chair beside Jack.