[quote=Halo]
So it can be collectively agreed that me being sold into slavery would be bad? Oh, good, I'm glad. I'd make a terrible slave anyway, I talk back too much, and then I'd just feel bad for the awful human being who had purchased me.
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lol 

I'm just imagining you talking back in that accent of yours, making the slavers feel all stupid and guilty. Then they'd probably beat you.