[quote=Drakel]
I'm glad to hear that you're okay and don't have a giant hole with a knife sticking out of it in your foot. Sorry that you cut it though. But glad to hear you're loving the new cooking utensils. Though it's sad to hear that they slipped to cut you to begin with. Even so, awesome to know that they were sharp and that they stay sharp, thus making things easier, even though that means things could've been a lot worse. Glad things weren't as bad as they could've been. But then you missed out on the ability to lie and make up heroic stories on how you lost your foot. But hay you don't have to lie. But then you miss the chance of filling little kids' hearts full of awe and hope. But hey you still have your foot. But then you missed a chance to be a pirate. But hey, not being a pirate increases your chances in NOT having scurvy. But hey you get gold and to steal ships and shit, then grow old and fill little kids lives with hope. But then you'll be mean. But hey you're not mean now! In fact you're nice. Yep... Nice and safe! And in the end that is the only thing that matters. So yeah, I'm happy you're okay Squee. C:
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This made my morning. xD