[quote=Lady Squee]
Nice guy. Covered with tattoos. Tall. Looks like he's been in prison for something, and I'm not judging that by his tattoos.

Rule 1 for going to meet the neighbors: Don't be wearing your orange prison pants.
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This is actually good for your household.

Become very good friends with him and he'll probs be willing to beat the ever loving shit out of people messing with you, and I don't mean the regular jackass who spouts insults.