[quote=jbeil]
I happen to be one of those soft southern poofters, thank you very much, you cheeky bugger, go mine some coal or something :P[/quote]

Hey, we used to have an industry up there before Thatcher. 

[quote](Northamptonshire, actually. Not quite southern, but one of the local football clubs does play in the Southern Premier - does that count for anything?)
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If it's not one of the Yorkshires, it's the south.