[quote=Armed Forces]
*Flies in in a jet at Mach 9 and fires missiles at the nearby mob of alenemy soldiers, blowing them up amd covering them in a purple sludge. Some of the ones coated spontaneously combust into more and more of the sludge, spreading it to the others and it repeats. I eject from the plane above everyone and the plane crashes into the back of the enemy lines, clearing out the more distant ones. My parachute deploys and I softly land near everyone*
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Impressive.[quote=LegendBegins]
Hmmm...*Puts my finger to my chin*I don't think so. But why did you let the other guys win?
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I just got here.