I'm just messing with people. You can hardly blame people for the dialogue. After all, none of us have been world leaders, and many of us are either teenagers or young adults. 

Anyway, out of curiosity: Has anyone ever tried an RP like this in a WWI setting? I'd love the hell out of an RP with stats like this one, but set sometime right before WWI. Needless to say I would join the shit out of one.