[quote=ActRaiserTheReturned]Why doesn't anyone want to worship the middle aged Nerd slightly aspergers wizard, priest god?[/quote]
You sound alright. A little /r9k/esque, but alright.

But lets be real, if all these gods appeared in real mythology, I would actually devote myself to the once with an appreciation for hip-hop, being a loli is just a bonus.