[quote=Darcs]
You sound alright. A little /r9k/esque, but alright.But lets be real, if all these gods appeared in real mythology, I would actually devote myself to the once with an appreciation for hip-hop, being a loli is just a bonus.
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But not a benevolent god of sorcery, the primordial void, and who knows what the hell he can do with your afterlife? He could give you more than the most pornographic, gluttonous, or even decently clean and perfect, Paradise than could ever be dreamed by a genius with a billion times the Intelligence Quotient of Einstein.