[quote=Foster]
Nature is a tool, like a woodcipper that is always on. Immense fun, but get too cocky and stupid and it will chew you up and scatter your ashes.
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I'm sure there is a spectrum of Tree-Hugger. Everything from those who would be better off slapping a sticker on their SUV about being a nature conservationist, right beside their MLP sticker and under the Transformer emblem, to the Trapper who will suck your soul if you so much as LOOK at his chosen tree wrong. It's all about the tree's feelings, right? We should REALLY be asking if the tree wanted to be hugged in the first place.