[quote=Kaga]
Well, every time I turn around, that charger's plugged right into that lamp. They're never apart and they can't seem to keep themselves off each other. That lamp's always fancied chargers - it was with the old PC's charger for years before dumping it for the Macbook's friend, here.The lamp knows what it wants. I'm sorry, but I don't think you're its type.
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My heart.
It's broken.