Well, we all know RPG is the most highly respected higher education institution in all the world. :rolleyes But hey, if the perceived objective is boosting my ego rather than fostering genuine interest and knowledge and conversation in the barren wasteland everyone is saying Spam has become of late, I'll take the hit for the team and Butter can stroke my e-peen rather than damn near choking themselves on Jorick's like last time. Please, shower me with praise, I feed on it.

Petty insults and bullshit aside, I'm not trying to claim I'm certified. I specifically added a disclaimer saying I'm unqualified as fuck and will probably get things wrong, which is pretty much the opposite of the narcissism and overconfidence you're accusing me of. This is just a topic I'm interested in and like talking about, and something I probably do know more about than the average person. Toellner, I expect pointless non-contributions like this from you, but I'd rather you pointed them somewhere else. Butter, I get that as of your return to Spam you want to make a, uh, different impression than you did last time, but being a dick for no reason isn't really going to help much with that these days - save the scathing comments for detractors to the community, rather than those actively trying to engage with it, or you'll just become a detractor yourself.
Are we done here? I doubt any of us have much interest in a stupid pissing contest.