CW: Aaaaahh... I feel refreshed. So what's going on? *Sees the mess* Geez... did the Golgathan visit in the middle of a mud wrestling match or something? *Notices Dani* What the-? You know what? I don't even wanna know. Is anyone here who was a virgin 6 days ago, still a virgin? You might also wanna check for hickeys, evidence of tentacles, slight sun burns, candle wax, evidence of BDSM, and basically any sexual kink aside from human waste. Dani's kinda fucked up...

Dani: *Grins all sexy-like* Relax. It's too early. Even drunk I know better.