Hey random passerby, read this before venturing further:

Don't acknowledge our favorite crusty participant in this thread exists. No amount of responding to him is going to make him change his paper-thin opinions that leave absolutely no room for discussion, so please just carry on like he isn't a thing and use this thread for its intended purpose. You all have better ways to spend your time than responding to someone like that, including the arguably more productive "talking to a pet rock". So don't indulge. 

Carry on.