Best idea I can really think of, then, is the Punisher. But not sure if I'd really want to suggest that, because I honestly don't really like Frank, even if he [i]does[/i] have a gun that shoots swords.

Also there's the chance that he'd just murder you on the spot for being an assassin, so, uh, yeah. ^^;

But yeah, you should totally go with Ze Leepair.