What's your gig here, man? What're you trying to do? 

If you're starved for attention, there's a lot better ways to get it. If you're having a rough time in life and are just looking for any sort of attention even if it's negative, I'm sure there are people here (or in your real life) who would be willing to talk this through with you.

Don't go down the road of stupid shitposting, it's not funny and it's not cute. I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt, because I think you're probably a good person, you're just acting dumb as a way to become a "part" of the community here. But listen, I did the same thing when I first joined Spam, I acted stupid and tried putting on fake personas to make friends. Guess where that got me, absolutely nowhere. Years later now that I'm just being myself, Spam has been a lot more forgiving and a lot more enjoyable of a place to be. You can do better than this, man.