/Alvis Hazard/

While the goof laid on the ground, events began to sway in motion. 

"Ah, good morning everyone," the shrill voice shrieked. "This is your dean speaking to you bastards, so listen up! Head to the auditorium immediately for your induction into Liberty Academy! Most areas have been sealed by yellow caution tape to help you bastards not go into the wrong rooms like idiots. That is all... Now hurry the hell up, I don't have all day!"

"Whoa, that dean sounds like one feisty kinda guy. Must have some crazy cojones to talk to his students like that." Alvis murmured to himself, still laying on the ground. "And sealing a school up with yellow caution tape.. Seems a bit odd. Why not just have the teachers just block the rooms off?" he thought to himself, trying to create a miracle. "...Yeah, I got nothing."

As expected, nothing.

While he was struggling to wrap his mind around the most minor of details, he didn't noticed the events happening around him. Not until a little girl, or at least what seemed to be a little girl, began shouting something or another about magic."She seems pretty fun, sucks about that figure though-" before Alvis could continue on with booty-filled thought, the silver haired lady spoke. 

"I have no time for you." She said in a chilling voice, moving towards the metal plates that rested where the windows where supposed to be. Before Alvis could have a say in the matter, she whipped out her blade and with a swift movement, begin slashing at the plates, only to be met with no avail. Well, I guess that would be a lie. It did accomplish one think, and that is waking up a few of the sleeping classmates.

"AH! SWEET MARY JESUS!" exclaimed a girl dressed almost entirely in pink. Trying to play it off cool, she made a movement onto the desk and said "What's up guys? Was class really so boring that I fell asleep?, ahaha!"

And so rung the bell for round 2.

"Hey sleepin' beauty, I see you woke up without a prince's kiss. Wanna kiss anyways?"

Before he could go on, he fell over himself again, yet this time he managed to grab the sides of the desk and suspend himself. "Man, that time asleep really hit me hard. You know, I don't even remember falling asleep in class." Finally lifting himself back onto his feet, he adjust himself and continued talking. "Anyways, a guy on the intercom called us down to an auditorium. Apparently he's the dean too, a real ballsy one if you ask me."