[quote=Marshmellow]
it's what i'm here forso how quickly can this get wrapped up with the use of a cell phone and/or a quick jaunt to the nearest town (assuming that the hub of international magical scholarship is somehow in the middle of the wilderness rather than a bustling multicultural metropolis)
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I'm pretty sure we are in the city. The demon dude possessed some business man, and seconds later the little ones where swarming us too.

Also in the OP the second line is "Welcome to platinum city!"

Or something to that effect.