[quote=Jig]unless we can hand-wave that by having the BUC pull some strings to make that online information about him mysteriously disappear (something I'd quite like, personally, as it would free him up for more possible roles, though it's obviously up to you, Rax).
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So I was bored and just wrote it. I know I took some liberties so if you want me to edit/change/remove/whatever, holla.

Feel free to use Alice as an all-purpose NPC, btw. Just make sure she's awesome.

Everyone else: obviously there might be a bit of a question mark hovering over Stuart atm, so when Rax gives us the all clear that I haven't ruined his plot and broken the first (and second) rules of BUC club, feel free to be approaching Stuart and asking him what just happened.