[quote=Tick]
 I might just add references to the turian government haphazardly in the OP, and then edit them all to the batarian government's name. A newbie's qualification for getting in will be whether they spot the canon contradiction everywhere.
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Yeah but if we did that we'd have to kick Derv out.

Liner notes/Summary ENGAGE:

Once upon a time, on the faraway planet of Kahje, there was a boat. On this boat was a bar. A girl named Kasyra went to this bar and struck up a conversation with a friendly old dude, and they both talked a lot about tech. Soon, a small crowd had formed as people "politely" debated on the best gadgets. All was good. That is, until a troublemaker known as Mark decided to unite a fellow bar patron's face with his shot glass. Then the crowd got pretty restless. Now the bad man is gone, but a bunch of guards are trying and failing to keep order among the bar crowd. 

Another man named Steveo may be watching on in amusement, but just as likely may be drinking himself under the table.