I thought we should have a thread dedicated to jokes and humor.  However, if you are going to tell jokes, make sure they are funny and not mean at all.  To be on the safe side, no derogatory jokes such as ethnic jokes, mother insult jokes, etc.

I'll start first.

Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?

A: Its buttocks!

Q: Why did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.