I'll start us off: You don't want to make this toooo stupid and silly, I might make it into a web comic or something. 
Our main character's name is :

[b]Lord Steel Dick Focker[/b]
- Real name is Lourd Steel Richard Foecker
 - Born an orphan, who's adopted farmer parents were killed.
- Deep desire of revenge for his paren'ts killers
- White Knight Syndrom, if it makes sense when I look it up.
- Conditionally accepted. Altered - he's very shy in certain situations, but all-around very out going and extroverted
- descended from Ancestral Godkings, he inherited all the money, but their fortune is stashed in secret locations
- Can invent anything that makes sense for the setting, but it can't make the Setting even more bat shit than it already is.
- What the fudge is a parkour master? Edgio Edgytore"? You mean Ezio? Okay I guess.
- Master thief and assassin, got it.
- Horny teenageer mindset and severe case of hopeless romantic.
- never has a bad hair day.
- rare/unique eyes. . . 
=He is heir to the Setting's closest approximation to their Monotheistic God
.-he can make friends by just looking at them.
 -has the power to transform into a white luminescent wolf with purple-black crystal fragments embedded in his irises
-He sacrificed his wings to wield the Claws of Rapture with his mind, a set of twelve bone-blades which are the only weapons that can kill an immortal. (True immortals. Not just people who are immortal. In other words, a true Immortal, someone who comes back from the dead like a Phoenix, and be killed for good with a good sword strike).
-He has the strongest arms in the multi-bubbleverse
-He has huge muscles and is super strong, yet he is still a super fast runner
-He is the descendant of Lord Zardas Pit. Lord Zardas Pit raped one of the Omnipotent's daughters, and was cursed.
- His love interest is from a humanoid race that is intrinsically superior to humans and nobility or some sort of high class
- can create any food or drink at any size so he will never starve
-Whenever he kisses people they get super-pregnant. Even the males. (No ecchi bullshit on my watch. This will not be used for perverted purposes, and might be just used to cure infertility).
-His spirit animal is a griffin. (Divine Albino Griffin).
-He can alter any object just by willing it to be something else. Even people.
-He can control water with his mind.
--Altered. . . his favorite hobby is dancing. He practices when he has free time in hopes to one day become the world's most renowned bard.
-He can wield any sword even if they're specifically designed to work only for "Chosen Ones", deities, etcetera.