[quote=TheMadAsshatter]
I've always come very close to spewing my drinks all over the screen. I've only ever done it once, and it was in middle school, with chocolate milk, during lunch, so I spewed it on the guy in front of me rather than a computer monitor. It was pretty funny, but he warned me to never do it again or he'd kill me.
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you should've done it again just to piss him off

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