Well, since it says that it's always accepting, I might as well try my hand here with Fred.

[b]Name:[/b] Fred (Formerly [b][u]Dreadlich Kar'Reic, Master of the Dead Land and Devourer of Souls, The High King of the Undying Horde[/u][/b])
[b]Age:[/b] 1035 years exactly.
[b]Gender:[/b] Probably Male. Probably. 
[b]Race:[/b] Human (Lich)
[b]Appearance:[/b] A perfectly preserved human skeleton of about six foot even, with a wonderfully white polish to his bones and all his teeth set in place. He wears an aging floral nightie and a gloriously long nightcap that constantly slips off his polished bone noggin. He keeps his old skin around, to slip into when visitors come knocking.
[b]Profession:[/b] Current owner of the Happy Hills Retirement Home, and professional retiree.
[b]Personality:[/b] A jovial old chap with a forgetful streak. 
[b]Equipment/Weapons:[/b] His phylactery is(At least, what he thinks is his phylactery) a very old, unadorned ring made up of some blackish metal that he wears around his finger. 
[b]Abilities:[/b] None that he's aware of, save being a lich.
[b]Brief Backstory:[/b] Originally, the [b][u]Dreadlich Kar'Reic, Master of the Dead Land and Devourer of Souls, High King of the Undying Horde[/u][/b] was a very, very bad man. He was a clearly evil man, swarmed in power and spite, that brought only ruination and death to his people and the land that lay around him. 

Then he went senile. As it turns out, over a thousand years of aging, even as an undying mage of unfathomable power, robs even the great and terrible [b][u]Dreadlich Kar'Reic, Master of the Dead Land and Devourer of Souls, High King of the Undying Horde[/u][/b] of his great and terrible knowledge. He's been loosing his memories for the past seven hundred years, and is now uncertain at what point in time he acquired the hundred room retirement home that makes up what's left of his great domain, along with the gold that he's been paying in taxes(Or that he was once a terror that brought fear and fire to all the small scum). Fred's the only occupant of the several thousand foot villa, and has been instead content tending to his zen gardens and carefully pruning his carpeting(grass).