Michelin Man - He's so durable; nothing can touch him
Hamburger Helper Glove - Pillsbury Doughboy has an easily exploitable achilles "stomach"
Keebler Cookie Elf - I like him more
Kool Aid Man - He can break through walls; nothing can stop him

Michelin Man - What's a glove going to do against solid white rubber?
Kool Aid Man - He'll just sit on the Keebler Cookie Elf

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