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(I am the third customer in line. There’s a woman at the register, then a man dressed in a way that clearly indicates he is a Christian minister. It’s two days before Thanksgiving.)Cashier: “Thank you and I hope you have a great holiday.”Customer: “A great holiday? What the f***! It’s Merry CHRISTMAS. I am so tired of this PC bull-s***, you stupid little—”Minister: “Maybe she was talking about Thanksgiving.”(The customer turns around snarling.)Customer: “Shut the fu… uu…”(She trails off when she notices his outfit. She blushes furiously, gathers her bags, and rushes out. The minister steps up.)Minister: “Which candy bar is better, the plain chocolate or the almond?”Cashier: “The almond is good!”(The minister adds that to his purchases. After he pays, he hands the cashier the candy bar.)Minister: “I hope you have a fantastic holiday.”This is why I love church people.
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I read that one. :P