Dani: I'M FUCKIN' BORED!!! And boredom's the first step on the road to relapse
CW: *Holds up finger in "Wait one second" motion, then goes offscreen to a boombox and hits play. Cue "Goodbye, Horses"*
Dani: Oh! *Starts dancing while putting on lipstick* Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard...

Mal: *Facepalm*