Dani: Oh, Griff. Why rely on fake c**ks when I can borrow.... .... ... that guy's! *Saunters up to some random dude walking by and whispers in his ear, causing him to pass out from a nosebleed. Then proceeds to carry him into a nearby hotel (while snagging an on break office lady as well).

-One Hour Later-

Dani: *Saunters out of the rubble of the hotel which has collapsed under the sheer power of her hips. Luckily, the building was evacuated when the quakes reached danger levels. Dani's got a shit-eating grin as she lights up a smoke while her... victims have similar grins but are walking bowlegged and disheveled back to what they doing before* Ah, It's nice to scratch that itch every once and a while. So... any other takers?