Dani: *Emerges twenty minutes later (still from rubble) but in tears, alongside a three-legged goat, 2 bowlegged deer, a circus bear, and 16 goose that now waddle sideways*

*Sob, sob* I feel like I was in a German porno! *Sob, sob*

CW: O.O Holy balls... *comforts Dani* IT... What the hell did you do to her?!?!