[quote=Sableyezer]
Sammy: so wait, walls actually CAN have dicks?Sable: no Sammy she just put a dildo on a wall.Sammy: Whats a dildo?Sable: a fake penis girls carry around with them some times so they can get off.Sammy: why would they do that when they could just have sex with a guy?Sable: because women are cruel and don't usually like to have sex.Sammy: hmmmm, i wonder if Natsu has one...Sable: and to answer your question Kang, i punched him allot.
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Natsu: I am a marine. The most fun they allow is to get drunk after a rowdy day of taking down miner and major pirates. But only pleasantly buzzed. Can't have the all 'Kind and mighty force of the law' to be tainted after all. So, no. To answer your question. I have not had sexual relations with a dildoed wall. Or a penis.