Only ONE roleplay? What??? And you think... you thought you'd be welcomed back with pennants, fireworks, and a new paint job? HA! 

Well, in actuality, we couldn't get the fireworks, so hopefully the rest will suit? WELCOME BACK! It's awesome you've returned. Hope your stay this time around is as successful as it sounds your last was. Glad to have you returned. Even if we couldn't get the fireworks. Seriously. Next time, if you give us enough of a head's up, we'll keep something back from Independence Day and ensure we can at least set off a bottle rocket or something. Kind of embarrassing.

Besides - "hick-hop"... heh. Great word. You'd get the new paint job for that alone.