Now it's time for another episode of 'Stat me'! today's subject, Uicle. (I've been pronouncing it 'You-slee,' is that right? Anything's better than 'Weekle')
We shall be using the S.P.E.C.I.A.L system today.

STR: 6
Unfortunately, Uicle may basically be a robot but he's just an empty shell, any bonus to physical strength is cancelled by him not having muscles anymore.

PER: 4
Uicle seems to have no problems or advantages in [i]most[/i] of the sensory departments, but I'm docking him a point as he can't be that sensitive to touch or smell anymore. (taste is irrelevant here)

END: 9
Gods, but he is hard to kill.

CHA: 6
He's a little ornery and doesn't really enjoy social interactions, but the sight of him doesn't cause people to vomit. Also, if he was really inclined I bet he could do better at the political bullshit.

INT: 9
Not the smartest ever, but he's as sharp as a razor.

AGL: 5
Perfectly average

LCK: 1
God damnit, Aarem.