It's those little caveats. "Bear in mind that your magic is that of an untrained novice." "If it's just 'bring it to scare Mizzie even more,' then you don't need it."

As valid as those points might be, those are the exact kind of viewpoints that began all of those arguments way back when. That's all I'm saying. It gives your posts just enough of a condescending tone for Zombehs to think "I need to respond", and before you know it, ten pages of pointless arguing.

EDIT: In any case, I'm not helping. I always get too bossy about stuff like this. I'll shut up.