[hider=The paracom country song for no reason.]

 Month one, war's begun, c'mon paracom grab your guns. At base camp we'll learn to shoot, boy my helmet sure looks cool. MARCH OUT! RENDEZVOUS! Hey I'm speaking fancy too. Central Bradley just wait n see. Battle tanks are all we need. *whir, whir, bang bang! Whir whir, bang bang!* CMON! *WHIR WHIR, BANG BANG!* WE'RE JUST GETTIN STARTED!

Month two, lots to do. Ivanova's workin too. War is like an apple farm. RAZE THAT BUILDING, RAISE THIS BARN.
So far, it's a breeze. Some civilian casualties. Hit your mark, a fatal blow, GRAB YOUR SQUADMATE DO-SI-DO!
(instrumental solo)

Draft force, no remorse. Alpha Bravo Charlie corps. Friendly bonding, selling bonds!
Signing treaties, singing songs.
Take off! Bombs away! In my Para-Aeroplane.
Hope my backup gets here soon. Hey look, it's Otienos balloon! *sniper shot*

(instrumental solo)
(Sniper shot)

Month three. Out at sea. In my Para-Submarine. In the silence spending time,
Ruminating all my crimes.
WAKE UP, Not done yet. Battle time, all hands on deck. We can sink their
battle ship. Burn em to a honey crisp! (sea monster shot down and burnt)
White flag? We're not done...Got those cowards on the run. Round them
up, no need to stall...
[i][b][u]TAKE NO PRISONERS. KILL EM ALL![/i][/b][/u]

Month four, won the war.
Loyal to my para-corps.
United Nations give amnesty.
Red delicious victory.

Paracom, proud to be.
Freedom isn't ever free.
Hang your ribbons at the door...
That's how Paracom won the war.[/hider]

If you actually read it. Yay, you fuel my insanity.