[quote=AegonVI]
Seriously guys I'm just gonna walk ALL over Columbia if it's an NPC. Someone should give S. America loving besides Rare. He's so stingy... (tell me when you get the joke)
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[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand_Days%27_War]You're fucked, man.[/url] This is the point where you lose Panama, this is the bloodiest civil war Colombia has had, so you'll have to pick a side. Feel free to do it, dude, but you'll start out bad and end up bad.

Also, ColOmbia.

Oh, wait, you meant playing as someone else other than Colombia.

Feel free to bitch-slap Colombia, they're weak at this point.

OH WAIT YOU'RE THE US. Yeah, man, you'll totally bitch-slap Colombia. Nobody would play as this country right now. I would but fuck no, I know it ends badly.