Toridus: *clapping* Didn't know you had a boyfriend Natsu!
Sokolov: Commander, I believe they're fighting over her.
Toridus: She has two?! Jeez...I've never even had ONE girlfriend...
???: *tan looking woman appears behind pillar* B-but commander I-
IT: NO. NO. NO. YOU ARE NOT JOINING IN YET. I AIN'T HAVING YOU STALK TORIDUS YET! *starts dragging her off by the ear*
???: TORIDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS! *gets thrown into the sea of non-existance*

Toridus: You hear something?
Sokolov: Sounded like someone not important.
Toridus: Agreed.
Leonard: *puts flag down and runs over to Natsu's suitors* I believe my services might be needed soon.