Person A
You were a bitch, and since I broke up with you, I've been the happiest since. Nice try with that Child Trap of yours, you made me realise just how fuckin crazy you were.

Person B 
While I know you've gone now, I still love you dearly. You wre there for me at my most difficult times in my life, you helped me become less of an idiotic prick. I miss you with all of my heart, and if I could change anything, I'd bring you back. The best big sis a douche like me could've asked for.

Person C
I really don't know what to say to you, I honestly thought you changed. Nope! You quickly returned to your dumbass ways. Goodbye for good, you shat upon our relationship for the last time.