[quote=Providence]
Sorry, sorry! In a huge stroke of bad luck, I had a power outage last night when I only had like a tiny bit left to write. Luckily I'd saved it like half-way through, but jeez, I liked the original post I had better. :[
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Dang, it seems everyone has fallen a bit on their luck. But that should not be much a problem Providence, you did a wonderful job with your post, and I'm pretty sure that Macabre would agree. 
:D