[quote=Voltaire]
So Zaveed is the dance/rowing coach who preys on his nubile young students. Awesome.
[/quote]

Do what you want because a pirate is free, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Also, Zaveed's the captain of the team, I read, not the coach. He's not going to jail. :'D

Also, Egypt, the lack of explanation point on the final yay just made that last one even better. XD Damn girls. Buncha stalkers.