You stand in your beautifully modeled home, ready to appearify onto the planet chosen for you for IMPORTANT TASK. You are a male CARAPACIAN from the planet PROSPIT and you are currently flying through space in your home. It has been this way for a while, living on your space home. But now you shall be brought to your planet, a place randomly made through terraforming. You are dress in the normal Prospitian style, but with TEN TIMES THE COLOR. You are surrounded by posters and objects belonging to a certain realm of humor. Some call it the dark side of life. Others call them MEMES. You are a master of jokes revelry! What is your name?

[b]Filthy Mimetrash[/b]

Silly! Mimes go for less color than you! You are more a clowny trickster than that. Try again.

[b]Wily Neophyte[/b]

Yes, you are WILY NEOPHYTE, practitioner of everything HILARIOUS. You tend to spend your time PULLING PRANKS and RANDOMLY MAKING FRIENDS. You are so good at making friends that you have the highest friend count in all of Prospit, maybe even Derse! A smile always graces your face and you never show a negative emotion. Why should you when life is so grand? Of course there is the STALEMATE WAR between Derse and Prospit... But you are here to help it come to a close! Then you can all be friends! Yay~!

Now that we've gotten all happy, perhaps we will be able to get through the next introduction without too much unpleasantness?

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You sit in a very drab room, no posters or any sign of aesthetic thought. Sure there are a few instruments and music related devices around, but the overall effect is DEPRESSING. You are a female from the planet DERSE, laying on your back on the hard floor. You could move to the bed, but what is the point? You wear the no nonsense outfit all Dersites wear and keep the all black color. No reason to expend effort in changing it. Not much to this you, is there? What is your name?

[b]Frowny McSad-Pants[/b]

Now c'mon, that is just kicking a dead horse! Let's be reasonable. Perhaps treating this one nicer will help her disposition?

[b]Torpid Guide[/b]

You are TORPID GUIDE, one of the four chosen to end the GREAT WAR. You were given powers that you may use to help your kingdom defeat Prospit and destroy the BATTLEFIELD, therefore ending any ideas of creating a being formally known as the GENESIS FROG. You couldn't care either way. Both your sleeping and waking hours are spent view visions of you all ending. Some before the universe, some with. In any case, what was the point in trying if they were all going to die? You are all dust in the wind. That despair has made wonderfully sad music. Prospitians listen for its sad beauty. Dersites listen for its lack of positive emotion. This has given you a lot of BOON DOLLARS through sales of the music. You suppose it would be helpful in the coming task if you took it seriously...

Okay enough of this, we have two more introductions to get to!