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"What is this thing?" I ask, poking at the green frog's hat. "And why does it have gigantic eyes?"
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It makes a frustrated grunt and slaps your hand away. "Don't touch me human! I am Sgt. Keroro and I have come to enslave the human race. As for my eyes... genetics...?"
Then, a yellow one with crazy glasses and a red hat appears. "Kukuku, rather piss poor job Sgt." He says.
Keroro glares. "Kululu, don't say that in front of the enemy!" Keroro scolds the yellow frog.