[quote=Balance]
I'm really not into the idea of simulating or even reading a drunken experience.All I know is Artemis. There are some others on the tip of my tongue but blargh.
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Well who says they would get drunk? Although, if they did, it would actually accomplish something plot-wise. It wouldn't be unnecessary.

I've got him. I've got Light, Ender, Artemis, David, Zach, Stark, Gero, and Robotnik.